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May 25, 2011

Less’ Law













Let's talk about downsizing.  It’s a word I’ve been using a lot lately as it relates to moving from NC to VA.  Indeed, used in the context of moving, it suggests that the home you’re in is too much for the size of your family.  Or that you’re trying to cut costs a bit, and get somewhere a little less expensive.  In either case, it’s seen as a logical move – either you’ve got too much home to look after, or you’re paying too much for it.  If anything, it’s applauded as a smart move; after all, our parents downsized when the kids left home, and now we’re doing the same.

But apply the term to companies, and you have a different reaction – largely depending on the size of company and the prevailing company culture.  The emotion charged in the word ‘downsizing’ in the corporate world is no doubt due to the general understanding that it means reducing people, rather than square footage.  The images conjured are of displaced breadwinners and stressed-out families, of people emptying their desks and leaving like zombies, with tension and fear permeating the halls before, during and after the downsizing event.  These images haunt most people who hear about their company deciding to ‘downsize’, even if they’re confident that ‘it’s not me’ this time.

We know the monetary impact, but not necessarily the psychological impact.  Downsizing does impact the bottom line in usually a positive way by reducing the wage bill, even if that reduction is not immediate due to the associated one off costs in making the downsizing event happen.  What is tricky to determine is the net impact of downsizing on the corporate psychology.  Some companies actually find increased productivity during the period when the clouds are darkening, in part as a response to the threat of job loss.  Vacations are delayed, working hours increased, responsiveness to requests quickened, and multiple cc’s on emails, to influence perceptions that the employee is a not a viable downsize candidate.  Yet in other cases, mistrust of the company increases, people take less risks (“keep your head down, so it’s not shot off” was what one manager once advised), and the negative gossip and atmosphere make work truly a chore.  Where trust was once in place between employee and company, now there is an ‘atmosphere’.

It’s a fact of life that as technology improves, and markets change, more work can be done with less hands.  Downsizing, or right sizing, or streamlining, or tightening belts, or being fiscally responsible, or reducing headcount:  whatever you call it, it’s a fact of life for any corporation over time.  Just as Moore’s Law  dictates that computing speed increases exponentially, so too does it impact the number of people needed to do a fixed set of tasks in most industries.  Call it “Less’ Law” – you can do more with less.  With technology increasingly being seen as the answer to a company's issues - whether it's having web-based self-service that streamlines operations, or building marketing strategies around social media investment in new technology – it is worth remembering that everything has a cost.  The flipside of this investment is usually a human one. Why pay for customer service staff when you can get the customer to service themselves? Why pay rent for stores and salespeople when you can sell online?  Clearly for most corporations it's a positive story to tell shareholders and the media – a mixed story for employees and contractors. 

However, if you're talking to (or marketing to) SMB owners, it's a different story. They don't automatically see a bright, shiny technology future as a good thing. Their first reaction isn't to look at the productivity gain, but at how much they need to change their business processes and, above all, what that means for the people who work for them. These people aren't just boxes on an org chart but people they know personally, often for many years:  the loyal employee/friend who is suddenly obsolete.  So for many SMBs downsizing is not necessarily a positive story but a painful one – even if necessitated for the entity’s survival.

So like it or loathe it, downsizing is a constant, even in an expanding economy.  Companies no longer want to be accused of being complacent or ‘overweight’.  Managers need to show growth, even if the top line is flat.  Many SMB owners will wrestle with the emotional and rational consequences of making tech investments.  And employees will continue to have to deal with the real or imagined consequences of downsizing.

BTW, if there’s anyone looking to ‘upsize’ in NC … have I got a housing deal for you!

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May 3, 2011

Quotable Notable


The success of the mission to capture/kill bin Laden gave rise to great celebrations and a feeling of justice being served by many Americans and others abroad.  Images of 9/11, images which scarred the national conscience, came back to our screens earlier than expected – I anticipated seeing images of the Twin Towers in September, not May.

But just as quickly as patriotic tweets and postings were hitting the social space, so too were quotes from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.  Ah, yes, the famous MLK quote:  “I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.”  Yes it seemed like everyone was passing along that quote on Facebook, trying to temper the masses and remind ourselves of the need to have a sense of humanity.  The message:  retribution is fine, vengeance is out of order.

One problem:  it wasn’t MLK who said the quote.  In fact, for a while it was believed to have been a made up quote.  This was pointed out by Megan McCardle in The Atlantic.  Then we heard it may have been a Jefferson quote.

So do we allow so many tweets and postings to become ‘fact’ so quickly?

Rather than tackle the ‘why’ of social disinformation, I’d rather have more fun and contribute to it … by making up quotes in the hopes that someday they’ll be taken as truthful.  Feel free to make up some apt quotes yourself, and attribute them, in the comment section.  (Please be aware that as far as we know, none of these quotes are in any way attributable to the source).

“A fool and his honey are soon parted” (D. Trump)

“Look after your investors, and they’ll look after you” (B. Madoff)

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman … or man … or animal” (M. de Sade)

“We’re planning on a quiet elopement” (Prince William)

“18 foot walls, barbed wire, armed guards, located under the noses of the Pakistani military instead of where everyone thinks I am.  Why worry?” (O. bin Laden)

“The only way to build a brand is through TV advertising.  Period.” (M. Zuckerberg)

“Begging your pardon, and I hope I’m not seen as being rude, but I think this dish might be just a tad underdone.  But no big deal, I’m sure it’s just fine, and sorry I even said anything.  Really, it’s fine.  Lovely, in fact.” (G. Ramsey)

“Let’s launch a new product by just quietly slipping into our retail channels.  No fanfare or anything, we don’t need the media, for goodness sakes” (S. Jobs … or R. Branson)

“Burgers?  Rubbish!  What America wants are pita wraps” (R. Kroc)




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